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Sam: Bite me, Corpse-boy.
Gabriel: Oooh, can I?
Karma: Yes!! FEAR MY ARMY OF BA'AL CLONES!!!
You'd better watch out, Harms. Pinstripes is plotting his escape!!
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Sloganizer.net says I am the chocolate sauce on your vanilla ice-cream.
Awesome avvie made for me by =NearlyHeadlessPup
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Sloganizer.net says I am the chocolate sauce on your vanilla ice-cream.
Awesome avvie made for me by =NearlyHeadlessPup
*huggles Pinstripes* Neverrrr! Pinstripes wouldn't do that... he loves me really, don't you, Pinstripes?
Pinstripes: Um... *is jabbed by Harmonic's elbow* Ouch! Yeah... whatever...
Harmonic: Good boy.
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Brain: "Are you pondering what I'm pondering, Pinky?"
Pinky: "I think so, Brain, but where are we going to get a trained octopus at this time of night?"
-Pinky and the Brain
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Brain: "Are you pondering what I'm pondering, Pinky?"
Pinky: "I think so, Brain, but where are we going to get a trained octopus at this time of night?"
-Pinky and the Brain
Ba'als, Ba'als everywhere
this soooo Grrrreat...I can't think of anything to say...so tell the truth I'm lost for words
recovers from a laughing fit over a squashed keyboard...
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The only constant in the Universe is change...
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The only constant in the Universe is change...
"Bite me corpse boy." Ahahaha.
And yes, poor Teal'c...he was written right out of this one. I just didn't have a place for him...I'm a baaad girl.
Looks like Pinstripes is ploting his escape...good luck with that!
Kyra? Innocent? Danny-muse doesn't think so and neither do I!!!
This is just awesome. I will have to study it further when I get home from work.
Heehee. This just brightens my day!!!
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"Fishing isn't about fish...it's about fishing." -MacGyver
"It's not about the actual fish, themselves. Fish are not important in this context, it's about fishing..." -Jack O'Neill
Welcome to the RDA Twilight Zone!
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"Fishing isn't about fish...it's about fishing." -MacGyver
"It's not about the actual fish, themselves. Fish are not important in this context, it's about fishing..." -Jack O'Neill
Welcome to the RDA Twilight Zone!
*takes off glasses to bounce up and down*
That's so cool!
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- Sometimes, I really wish I had a zat...
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Brain: "Are you pondering what I'm pondering, Pinky?"
Pinky: "I think so, Brain, but where are we going to get a trained octopus at this time of night?"
-Pinky and the Brain
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